What are some funny things that have happened to you while parenting?

The funniest thing my youngest did was one day we were having a barbecue. There was 5 adults and 8 kids. The adults went into the house and the kids were playing in the back yard. They decided they were going to go to the park by themselves, so they all left. The oldest was 10. My youngest was 3. They all knew better. We caught them not far from the house( Mom radar went up pretty quick with 3 of us there),and dragged them all back to the house and lined them up. OK, I'm lecturing the kids at this point and the other parents are standing behind me to prove the point. My oldest started to argue and I lost it. I got loud when I said "You all know better and if this happens again I will bust your tail ends." My youngest, who is the cutest thing ever, gets up walks over to me and gives me the innocent face. Then she says "but Mommy, I don't have a tail." She was so sincere that within seconds, I was the only parent still standing there and the only one not laughing. I thought I was going to die!!! Then all the other kids started laughing and I lost it. Laughed so hard I cried. She was just so serious.